uwpgoat (6:42:28 PM): who's this?
godtacular (6:42:42 PM): Holley
uwpgoat (6:43:41 PM): who?
godtacular (6:43:50 PM): is this Ali?
uwpgoat (6:43:59 PM): Yes
uwpgoat (6:44:04 PM): just reinstalled my adium
uwpgoat (6:44:13 PM): i don't have screen names
godtacular (6:44:25 PM): and you don't know who I am by name
godtacular (6:44:38 PM): so you should probably just delete me
uwpgoat (6:44:40 PM): i know at least 4 holley's
godtacular (6:44:52 PM): I'm the only Holley at uwp
uwpgoat (6:45:06 PM): i know 3 holleys at uwp
godtacular (6:45:14 PM): no you don't
uwpgoat (6:45:23 PM): yes i do
uwpgoat (6:45:50 PM): one's a frosh, one just graduated 2 years ago and one i think works for the student center or something
uwpgoat (6:45:55 PM): you one of those?
godtacular (6:46:10 PM): according to the online phone book for uwp I'm the only holley there
godtacular (6:46:20 PM): first and last names
godtacular (6:46:26 PM): still the only Holley on record
uwpgoat (6:46:35 PM): weird then
uwpgoat (6:46:39 PM): which are you?
uwpgoat (6:46:48 PM): or should i just delete ya like ya wanted?
godtacular (6:46:57 PM): just delete me
uwpgoat (6:47:06 PM): alright, peace

This guy loads off unfinished work on me and spent most of his time when we were talking psychoanalyzing me... which everyone does...

Suddenly!!! All the hair curlers, fake eyelashes and razors go missing!!!!!#232121!
http://www.packageshark.com/

As most of you already know, I am married to the love of my life, Lizzy Hawkins.
We both have decided to keep our maiden names due to artistic recognition in our fields. But, the networking program Facebook alllows you to list a former name. I being a teenager, decided to list myself as "Holley McLovin." I then was prompted with "

Our automated system will not approve this name. If you believe this is an error, please contact us.

" You can now find me under "Holley McLuvin."

I've been reading 4chan too much...
I want to reply to this craigslist post with a "go kill yourself"

heyy you =] - 20

okay
i'm looking for a girl to go to a show with
like taste of chaos type stuff
but yea i suppose we could chill first get to know each other
so...you should have extensions or just artistic looking hxcc typee =]
a shit ton of piercings monroe snakebites etc
and just be able to make me nott stop looking at you XD
i'll give you some pics of me if you email me!

I'm so busy: I had to buy a planner.

For the first three people that reply to me and re-post this challenge, I will send you something.

It might be something I've made, or something cool from my hidden stash, it might be a super find at the grocery store, or a Canadian magnet, something illegal, or something else that is mind-blowing.

Whatever it is, I promise that I will get it to you in 30 days or less.

The only thing you need to do in order to participate is to be one of the first three to reply to this, AND post this very same thing on YOUR live journal - cause it's fun to give people stuff.